I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
