so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I skipped work to stalk him.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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