the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So I just went to clothing optional bar
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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