Dual....:-)
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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