That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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