What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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