Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Dear god my vagina.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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