you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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