I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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