the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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