you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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