I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
