is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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