im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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