I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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