STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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