i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I want her autograph on my taint
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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