so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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