she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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