quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
