ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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