Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
