How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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