It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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