This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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