dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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