from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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