At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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