im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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