really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
How's work?
Spinning.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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