I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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