Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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