Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
