Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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