oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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