No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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