ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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