i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think my moral compass just broke
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