Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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