How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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