I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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