Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Someone signed my nipple.
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