Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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