His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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