I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it was like eating out sand paper
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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