her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
MIDGETS
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My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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