I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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