So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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