I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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