I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
3 2 1 whiskey
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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